How my days are in school. (Could be funny)

So... this is my school life;
I live in the United States of America. We have a total of 12 grade levels. Thanks god I am in the 11th because I am unsure if I can handle school anymore with this math!

(Me when in Chorus class)
Teacher: Okay, let's do our warm ups...
Everyone: Do, re, me, fa, sol, la, ti-
Somebody: *Giggles*
Teacher: Start over!
Me: Grrr....

(Me in Chinese 1)
Teacher (A week ago) Today we are learning greetings!
Me: Ni hao! *Hello!*
Me (Thinking): I got this!
Teacher: Today we are learning numbers!
Me thinking: Yay, I'm in kindergarten again!
Teacher: We are also taking a test.
Me: Well darn it. (finishes)
*days later*
Me: Holy crap! A 95%?! I GOT THIS!!!!

(Me in Algebra 2)
Teacher: So to do the Quadratic Formula you must...
Teacher (In my mind) Blah, blah, blah, blah Quadratic Formula, blah, blah, blah Variable. Blah, blah!
Teacher: So what is the answer.
Me: Oh crap. She's pointing at me. Uh... Can you repeat that please?
*Later*
Teacher: Okay now turn in your worksheets!
Me (Writing like crazy)  Yeah! I'm killing it! Take that X!
Teacher: And we have a test.
Me: Oh no....
*Later*
Me (Sees a 50% as test grade) ... My mom's gonna kill me.

(Me in Environmental Science)
Teacher: We are taking a test on Scientific Methods!
Me: Ah crap. I forgot about that. I should've reviewed. it's not like me to mess up on a science test. I'm great at Science! (Gets test and stares) What... the heck... is this? Darn it! I'm so stupid to not study! ARRRRGHHH! It was so much easier last year!

(Me in 11th grade Comp Lit)
Teacher: We are writting an Eassay today.
Me: Hahaha! I will ace this!
Teacher: It must be a page long.
Me: (Does essay) Finish!
Teacher: Wow, you wrote a lot.
Me: I know!
(I wrote an essay that took up 3 pages. I love writing essays. This happened yesterday!)

(Me in SAT prep class)
Teacher: So that is the trick!
Me: Holy crap. I can ace through a hard looking math problem by just doing those simple steps. Plus, no calculator! Awesome!!!!
Teacher: And you must know these words.
Me (Sees a list of over 200 unfamiliar words) Curse... you...

(Me in gym)
Teacher: We are playing basketball today!
Me: I don't even play basketball. Got no choice, no participation means a zero.
(Tries to play with girls on team.)
(Boy steals the ball from us easily)
Me: THIS IS NOT FAIR!

(Me in Sculpture)
Teacher: Okay, today we are making a formalist sculpture. Sketch out your ideas!
Me: (Finishes sketching in ten minutes) Done!
Teacher: Now start working on it!
Me: Okay! (Three days later, one of the first to have it done!) DONE!
Teacher: Really good as always!
Classmate: Hey, can you do a sketch for me.
Me: No. I don't give other people my work.
Classmate: You must be a teacher's pet or something.
Me (thinking): All of my teachers love me. These other students drive them crazy with their behavior. I stand out so maybe I am.

What about you guys?